And this, ladies and germs, is what we call an "aspirational bag."

And the reason we call it that is because no one I know personally, including me, is ever going to have one. Between the intentional supply scarcity and the I-could-buy-a-new-car-for-that price, it's well out of reach to.....well, the 99%, which means there ain't NO WAY I'm ever getting one.

This does not stop me from yearning.

The Hermes Birkin.